January 24 - Already resorting to seconds

Episode watched: Zack wants to go on the school ski trip

You may think it's settling, or maybe you think I've run out of steam, but to me it's just reliving and referencing seriously one of the best episodes of TV ever. I don't capitalize TV simply because I have to, but rather the emphasis on how integral this episode was to all of television. Jessie + caffeine pills seriously captured the hearts of the nation, tugged at the emotions that we wear on our sleeves and brought tears to the eyes of grown men (sans me). This morning I sure as hell could have used Jessie's little pill stash, I had a case of the Mondays. A serious, non-alcoholic hangover...maybe it's the organic, antibiotic free chicken I'm now eating, maybe I've got a case of the Jay Cutler's, but wow could I have used 200mg of caffeine.

Lesson learned: I won't do caffeine...not even once (thank you anti-meth campaign for allowing me to borrow the rights to your ever-so-catchy and incredibly disturbing commercials. I now take baths because of those commercials.)