April 12 - Is that a fat joke?

Episode watched: Screech sees the future.

You know how Lisa and sometimes even Jessie, frantically eat when they are nervous or have an issue? Like when they are trying to study for Mr. Testaverde's exam and Lisa is eating an extra large chocolate bar in the locker room? Seriously, the locker room? That's probably the most disgusting place in any high school. Our smells like a combination of B.O, urine, sweaty socks and Axe body spray. 

Well, I have these friends who remind me that there's a fat joke right around every corner.  I appreciate when they fill me in on accidentally receiving a size 14 dress, how they eat boxes of Cheezits for desert or when their waiter brings them the wrong appetizers, they eat them anyway and ask for their original order as well.  I support them in their endeavors, I just encourage them to find better places to indulge.  Just remember, greasy and fatty foods lead to pimples, acne and Bertha.

Lesson learned: When getting talked to by a teacher, respond when appropriate by asking "Is that a fat joke?" Silences them every time.