Jessie and Slater started it all. They started the trend of fighting with your significant other on television and making it a spectacle that people couldn't help but watch. Slater was a macho pig with minimal intellectual capacity, while Jessie was a pretentious princess who had issues with her personal image. We've seen countless television couples over the years take on these roles with very little thanks to Slater and Jessie. As I sat and watched the Jersey Shore tonight, I couldn't help but think of where it all began and I'm sure somewhere out in the reality television garbage can, couples like Spencer and Heidi and Ronnie and Sammi are thanking the original dysfunctional couple for getting the plane off the ground and making verbal abuse worth millions.
Lesson learned: If you constantly fight with your significant other you will end up one of two ways: in porn or plastic surgery.
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